Doug PollardAre you in an abusive gay political relationship?
August 20th 2010 05:40
But he says he loves me!
If you're gay and you're not happy with your present political partner, have you thought you might be in an abusive relationship? It may be time to end what has become a toxic situation and move to Greener pastures. A simple questionnaire will soon uncover the truth.
Does your political party keep track of what you are doing all the time, and with whom?
Obsessively. Monitors every word. Can’t say anything anywhere without a Labor spin doctor jumping out of a dark alley and mugging us
Are they jealous and possessive?
Yes. They think they own our votes as of right.
Does Labor accuse you of being unfaithful?
All the time. Keeps saying we’re flirting with the Greens and telling us, ‘they’ll never amount to anything’ and ‘they can’t give you what we can’ etc
Controlling behaviour?
You kidding? Always telling us who we should speak to, what we should and shouldn’t say, what we should believe, telling us off for putting forward our own ideas, complaining about us behind our back . . .
Controls your money?
We're kept very short, and we always have to beg for every cent. And it's never enough. And even when we they give us some money, it soon runs out and we have to beg for more.
Humiliates you in front of others.
Treats you differently when others are around. Is nice to you when you are alone but distant and nasty when others are in your company.
When we’re alone, says, we love you, we’d love to help you, it’s not our fault, you have to understand, we’re on your side, really. But when there are Christians about, puts us down, says we want to ‘mimic marriage’ and ‘pretend’ we’re as good as straights.
Forces you to have sex against your will.
Yes. We want to have decent, moral, married relations, but they force us to play these grubby 'dog registration' games instead.
Blames you for their violent outbursts.
Yes. It’s always our fault we don’t have equality. Says we don’t fight hard enough, we’re weak, and anyway, nobody cares but them.
Looks like you are in a toxic, controlling relationship. It's time to reclaim your life and vote Green on Saturday!
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