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Letter to the ALP campaign bunker

July 30th 2010 21:43
ALP bunker
Poll!! Incoming!!!


Dear ALP Campaign HQ,

Well, I suspect the view from the bunker is rather different this morning, after the Neilsen poll Really Long Link ?


The more like Liberals you make yourselves look, the less reason anyone has to vote for you. Why buy a suspect copy when you can have the real thing?

I do not understand how you keep failing to read the signs: when Kevin was elected he was popular because he promised to be more humane to people fleeing violence and persecution, to tackle climate change, etc etc. His popularity slumped when he abandoned this small l liberal agenda.

Labor popularity soared again when Julia took over, because she looked as if she would get back to that earlier agenda. But she tacked right instead of left, where the polls were pointing, and now look what’s happened.

Anyway, you now need every vote you can get. And [a lot of] the GLBTI community would love to vote or you, we really would, but you have to ask. You have to come courting, not take us for granted, or toss our concerns aside to pander to the people who hate us, as you did in the Wong debacle.

I am offering you the opportunity to mend your fences with the gay community. You saw what an impact it made when Tony Abbott appeared on

my program, you know the reach Joy has.

Assuming the PM, McClelland and Roxon remain unavailable, and the silence on the subject of Wong continues (I hear she was contemplating coming on the show next week till I publicly disagreed with her stance on same-sex equality?), how about some answers from the following ministers on the following topics, preferably in interview on Joy or, if they’re too pressed for time to even manage a ten minute phone call, a written response?

See, I'm even being so nice as to do what I normally never do, and flagging the issues in advance.

And please – I don’t wish to be rude, but from the minister him/her self, NOT a staffer or junior. Thank you.

Stephen Smith: a ‘kill the gays’ bill is mooted in Uganda, they’re still hanging gays in Iran and murdering them in Iraq. The community would like to know what the government intends to do to help these people

Chris Evans: How will the govt. assist those who flee to Australia to escape such violence and persecution? Fast-track asylum applications? Set up application centres in their home countries?

Stephen Conroy: the internet filter is likely to have a significant impact on glbti people, especially those in rural and regional Australia. Unless very carefully designed it could cut the possibilities for social networking and block vital sexual health information. How will you get round this?

Nicola Roxon: good to see a mention of GLBTI mental health but why is the government tipping money to a failed organization like beyondble, which consumes vast resources but produces little of practical value? Especially for GLBTI folk? Couldn’t you do better than this?

Robert McClelland: the piecemeal approach sort of worked when it came to removing some GLBTI inequalities, but it left a flawed, incomplete result and meant some aspects hurt rather than helped vulnerable GLBTI people, e.g., the refusal to grandfather benefits for existing welfare recipients, the failure to remove the inequality in marriage. When and how will you be addressing these unfinished aspects of legal reform? And how can you guarantee that a piecemeal approach on anti-discrimination won’t result in worse outcomes for some GLBTI folk?

Julia Gillard: you have been minister for social inclusion, yet GLBTI were not included. Unlike seniors, rural & regional Australians, Aborigines, youth, there is no peak body for the GLBTI community. Will you commit to rectifying this if elected? Will you nominate a minister for GLBTI affairs on a par with the ones you already have for e.g. Aboriginal Affairs?

Yours in hope

Doug

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Doug Pollard, Writer & Broadcaster
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It’s the Bible Family Channel

September 18th 2009 07:29
Nun
Nun finer

The Australian Christian Lobby thinks there’s too much sex on television. It wants good clean family television, and I couldn’t agree more. And what better source for great family stories than the Bible.

Let’s start the evening with ‘Would You Adam and Eve It?”, in which their sons and daughters all have sex with one another, filling the earth with their offspring. All good clean fun (apart from the occasional murder to relieve the boredom), not like the evil corrupting boy-meets-girl-and-gets -sand –in- her-crack filth they peddle on Home & Away.

And since God loves this kind of story, we can remake it again and again with different characters. Like the Noah family.

One of Noah’s sons, Ham, finds him drunk and naked, grabs his brothers and they proceed to make a Dad sandwich. This gives God an idea. He’s been getting pretty pissed off with all those strangers fornicating with one another instead of doing as they’re told and getting on their knees in front of Him.

“It was all so much simpler and easier when I just had the one incestuous family to work with,” he thinks. “This lot looks promising. I’ll finish everybody else off and start again.”

So He wipes them all out except “Lord was I drunk last night and it hasn’t half given me a sore bum” Noah and his panpolysexual sons and their wives. All aboard for the long running heart-warming series, “The Love Ark”, in which the family merrily impregnate one another while they wait for the waters go down. Like “Packed to the Rafters” – with added incest.

Next up there’s “Let’s Have Lot’s!” - remember Lot – you know, the one whose wife turns into a pillar of salt? Lord knows what she’d been drinking. Well God also wiped out everyone else in the vicinity - so Lot and his daughters regretfully had to do the do and re-establish the population. The daughters get Dad drunk, takes turns in his bed, and have Lot’s! You don’t get jokes like that on Ramsay Street!

Yes, folks, the Westboro Baptist Church has it right, God DOES Hate Fags – he’d rather they were shagging their sisters!

Of course, it’s not just incest in the Bible – there’s the woman who had sex with her father-in-law for a goat (the Bible doesn’t say what she did with the goat), and the King who sent a soldier off to war so he’d be killed and the King could grab his wife.

It’s not all rape either – there is fun sex like the Songs of Solomon, as lascivious as the Kama Sutra and a great basis for a mini-series, though I don’t know who would take the female lead now Joan Collins is past it.

I look forward to the episode where Solomon, played by Rupert Everett, “goes to the mountains of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense, till daybreak”. The Bold and the Beautiful couldn’t put it better.

And now I have to go and get my nightly dose of sex and violence. It’s time for Antiques Roadshow.
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The Art of Facebooking

September 12th 2009 01:34
MATURE CONTENT
   


Will
Will Will Play AFL?(pic: The Age)


We talk to the transgender man who wants to play AFL


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UPDATE

Moscow police violently prevented the gay pride demonstration


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Rainbow Report - Moscow Special

May 14th 2009 22:25
Nikolai Alexeyev
Russian gay leader Nikolai Alexeyev under attack by far right anti-gay extremists and police in Moscow


Interview with Nikolai Alexeyev, leader of Slavic Pride, speaking from Moscow on the eve of IDAHO and Eurovision
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Golden Girl Gone

April 25th 2009 21:42
Golden Girl Bea Arthur
Goodbye Dorothy


Bea Arthur, star of 'Maude' and 'The Golden Girls', has died of cancer, aged 86


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Rainbow Report on Censorship

April 2nd 2009 03:53
Gagged and bound
Are we about to be gagged and bound by censorship?

Our topic on the Rainbow Report tonight is censorship – whether it’s the self-censorship of certain television stations in response to public pressure, or the government’s ham-fisted attempts to gag the internet.

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Bishop Gene Robinson
The invisible and inaudible Bishop Gene Robinson


Conspiracy or stuff-up - the jury is out, on why out-gay Bishop of New Hampshire, Gene Robinson, was missing from the broadcast of "We Are One" Really Long Link for up to date info


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NO INTERNET CENSORSHIP

October 28th 2008 11:40
no internet censorship


The Australian government is about to introduce a two tier internet censorship regime


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ALWAYS ON

October 18th 2008 04:56
Hunks
I'm Randy - Fly Me!

Coming to a plane near you – internet surfing from the discomfort of your seat. Soon you won’t be getting away from it all at all. Instead you’ll be able to Facebook and Twitter, even in what used to be those blissfull mid-air hours when you could turn the ‘always-on’ society off.

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Don’t let them kill the kids

July 24th 2008 07:59
Gay Straight Alliance
Gay Straight Alliances Save Lives
If there’s one thing that gets me steaming mad it’s those so called compassionate loving etc. pseudo-Christians who try to block sex ed from including gay topics, oppose gay-straight alliances in schools, and generally try to keep kids in ignorance and fear.

And now this, which really has me infuriated


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